Mainecoons Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 A little humor here sent by a friend of mine. More than a grain of truth too. We have the option here to use at least some of the money to help out the local folks who are getting really hurt by this, as MtnMama suggested. Quote Hello taxpayers, Sometimes this year, we taxpayers will again receive another economic stimulus payment. It is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q&A format: Q: What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q: Where will the government get this money? A: From taxpayers. Q: So the government is giving me back my own money? A: Only a smidgen of it. Q: What is the purpose of this payment? A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy. Q: Isn’t that stimulating the economy of China? A: Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with and your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka. * if you spend it on gasoline, your money goes to the Arabs. * if you purchase a computer, it goes to India,Taiwan or China. * if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. * if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea. * if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan. * if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to the management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in America by: (1) Spending it at a yard sale, or (2) Go to a ballgame, or (3) Spend it on prostitutes, or (4) Beer, or (5) Tattoos (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.) CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day. No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help. 1 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HookEmHorns Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Great, MC, thanks for the laugh !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vetteforron Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Goodun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tingting Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 First thing I saw this a.m. Love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecoons Posted March 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 America deals with the crisis! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecoons Posted March 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Coming soon to your local Walmart: 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johanson Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Thanks for sharing those great pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecoons Posted March 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 This is for those of us who are sequestered with our cat(s): 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecoons Posted March 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Some of us older folks who went to Catholic schools remember this well. She's baaaack! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gringal Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 27 minutes ago, Mainecoons said: Some of us older folks who went to Catholic schools remember this well. She's baaaack! Do we get the ones with the knucle busing rulers? That will do the trick!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecoons Posted March 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Absolutely, this one and the others come fully equipped. Meanwhile, caged in our house, things are getting tense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mainecoons Posted March 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Coming soon to our house? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HoneyBee Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Keep those jokes coming☺️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ferret Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Love 'em all! Keep 'em comin' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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#HarryB Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Hire a mexican to do something----anything. Requests for dispensas (food baskets) will be forthcoming for the poor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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