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-The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

-Can February March? No, but April May!

-I was walking past a farm, and a sign read: “Duck, eggs!”

I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma.” Then it hit me.

 

-The English language is pretty strange and confusing.

It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

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You can say that again!

YEP I'M SAYING THIS AGAIN, STOP TRYING TO USE THIS THREAD FOR THAT WHICH IT IS NOT INTENDED FOR.

STARTING WITH YOUR "INTERESTS" YOU ARE WELL UNDER WAY IN CONVINCING ME YOU ARE NOT A GOOD FIT FOR THIS BOARD.  I REALLY SUGGEST THAT TOB IS A BETTER PLACE.

JUST ABOUT OUT OF PATIENCE.

MOD2

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Q: What do you call sad coffee?    A: Despresso.

Q: Why do they call coffee mud?    A: Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.

Q: What's it called when you steal someone's coffee?   A: Mugging

Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?    A: He installs Java!

Q: Where do birds go for coffee?    A: To the NESTcafe

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39 minutes ago, ibarra said:

Q: What do you call sad coffee?    A: Despresso.

Q: Why do they call coffee mud?    A: Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.

Q: What's it called when you steal someone's coffee?   A: Mugging

Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?    A: He installs Java!

Q: Where do birds go for coffee?    A: To the NESTcafe

We need a "groaned, but laughed" emoji. 🤣

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