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1. What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games.
 

2. What do you call an ant who fights crime?

A vigilANTe!

3. Why are snails slow?

Because they’re carrying a house on their back.

4. What’s the smartest insect?

A spelling bee!

5. What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

6. What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip.

7. How does the ocean say hi?

It waves!

8. What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account?

PRIME-mates.

9. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

10. Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner?

Because he thought he couldn’t use his hands.

11. Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand?

A palm tree!

12. What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

 

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Article points to something that is true.  Angina is sometimes associated with pain radiating to the fourth finger on the left hand.  But why we still honor the seed of the Silphium plant I can’t understand.

The ancient Romans held a curious belief about the heart — that there was a vein extending from the fourth finger of the left hand directly to the heart. 

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Since it is Valentine's Day, I resent your original comment. You seem to have missed the intent of the posts entirely with that comment. If it was Christmas, I would say, "Bah Humbug, Grinch".

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