CHILLIN Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 Ad in Guadalajara Reporter this week. An older woman, looking disappointed, caption "Turned down entry to a store this week?" Time to visit Dr. so and so, a local plastic surgeon, then all the age reversing treatments he offers. I thought it was quite clever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gringohombre Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 10 minutes ago, CHILLIN said: Ad in Guadalajara Reporter this week. An older woman, looking disappointed, caption "Turned down entry to a store this week?" Time to visit Dr. so and so, a local plastic surgeon, then all the age reversing treatments he offers. I thought it was quite clever. Are you thinking about getting a procedure? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILLIN Posted February 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 20 hours ago, gringohombre said: Are you thinking about getting a procedure? I should. My eye brows are light blonde and they do not cover my many facial scars with stitches. I look like a retired pirate of the high seas. Not surprising, since my great great great grandfather was the Dreaded Pirate William Powley. He was a true pirate, not a privateer (licensed to rob enemy ships). He would rob privateers too. He had, and still has many enemies. I am the last male in his bloodline and a target of many pirate attacks. There are many more pirates today than there was in his time. If I got a wooden leg instead of a knee replacement, the effect would be perfect. I learned from my grandfather that you don't have be a bad a$$ if you look like a bad a$$! Now to find a tri corner hat...and an AK47. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jausten09 Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 I went to an excellent plastic surgeon in Guadalajara, had the procedure but was later turned off afterwards by the co-coordinator who is an ex-pat and convinces you to try all sorts of anti-age treatments. Why have a facelift and spend thousands to again spend mucho dinero on such as the vampire facelift, creams, etc.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecoons Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 This might be an option but unfortunately I think I've reached the point where I need someone who can jack up my butt and roll a whole new body underneath. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro malo Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 On 2/12/2021 at 11:03 AM, CHILLIN said: I should. My eye brows are light blonde and they do not cover my many facial scars with stitches. I look like a retired pirate of the high seas. Not surprising, since my great great great grandfather was the Dreaded Pirate William Powley. He was a true pirate, not a privateer (licensed to rob enemy ships). He would rob privateers too. He had, and still has many enemies. I am the last male in his bloodline and a target of many pirate attacks. There are many more pirates today than there was in his time. If I got a wooden leg instead of a knee replacement, the effect would be perfect. I learned from my grandfather that you don't have be a bad a$$ if you look like a bad a$$! Now to find a tri corner hat...and an AK47. That's awesome CHILLIN! I figured you come from good, solid stock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Solar Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 On 3/5/2021 at 4:56 PM, Mainecoons said: This might be an option but unfortunately I think I've reached the point where I need someone who can jack up my butt and roll a whole new body underneath. Here you go MC....not that I'm calling you a slug or anything....if you get this figured out....let us know! 🙂 Video: Sea slugs self-decapitate and regrow whole body - The Globe and Mail 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyjillin Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 On 3/12/2021 at 10:28 PM, pedro malo said: That's awesome CHILLIN! I figured you come from good, solid stock! You can't determine what is BS from somebody who flings it around with regularity-eh! pedro kertesz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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