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A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation:
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2 Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how
many people a company  can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10.  No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants
to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4
a.m - for example, it could be the right number.
13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
15. Be careful about reading the fine print - there's no way you're
going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket.
17. We'll soon have many more thousands of
older folks running around with full body tattoos.
18. Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's more comfortable to cry
in a Cadillac than in a Ford.
19. After 70, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.
20. Always be yourself because the people who matter don't mind and
the ones who mind don't matter.
21. Life isn't tied with a bow but it's still a gift.
FOR THE SAME REASON.   (refer back to #5)......
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Coronavirus Breakthrough !!! .
It has been scientifically proven that horse manure protects you from coronavirus. Take the fresh horse manure and rub your hands.
It has the following actions:
1. It prevents you from bringing your hand to your nose, eyes, mouth.
2. People will keep at least 2 meters away from you
3. No one will want to shake your hand
4. You will safely wash your hands well before going to lunch.
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On 6/20/2020 at 3:43 PM, johanson said:

That would be cool to have as a pet, Mainecoons, especially if you could turn off it's scent glands. Thanks for sharing.

Have a friend who has one.  As a baby it was descented and it is a great mouser!

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