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virgo lady Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 Aphorism A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation: 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2 Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? 9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job. 10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car. 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m - for example, it could be the right number. 13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning. 14. I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap. 15. Be careful about reading the fine print - there's no way you're going to like it. 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. 17. We'll soon have many more thousands of older folks running around with full body tattoos. 18. Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Ford. 19. After 70, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead. 20. Always be yourself because the people who matter don't mind and the ones who mind don't matter. 21. Life isn't tied with a bow but it's still a gift. And REMEMBER...."POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON. (refer back to #5)...... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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virgo lady Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 As usual, Jim Carrey was ahead of his time....."The Mask".....! 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mainecoons Posted June 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 Coronavirus Breakthrough !!! . It has been scientifically proven that horse manure protects you from coronavirus. Take the fresh horse manure and rub your hands. It has the following actions: 1. It prevents you from bringing your hand to your nose, eyes, mouth. 2. People will keep at least 2 meters away from you 3. No one will want to shake your hand 4. You will safely wash your hands well before going to lunch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecoons Posted June 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Upfront said: your doing this right? Unfortunately I only have access to cat crap and that would be just a bit too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Solar Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 52 minutes ago, Mainecoons said: just a bit too much Well, there's odor, and then there's volume..... 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mainecoons Posted June 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 I'm ready for the non mask wearers! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johanson Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 That would be cool to have as a pet, Mainecoons, especially if you could turn off it's scent glands. Thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rafterbr Posted June 22, 2020 Report Share Posted June 22, 2020 On 6/20/2020 at 3:43 PM, johanson said: That would be cool to have as a pet, Mainecoons, especially if you could turn off it's scent glands. Thanks for sharing. Have a friend who has one. As a baby it was descented and it is a great mouser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Whipstock Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 How many times did it happen before they needed a sign? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecoons Posted June 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 How to go out to eat safely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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virgo lady Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 What happened to the "US closed" image? THAT was funny.....and right on target, though it contradicts the title of this thread, that's for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moderator-2 Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 It was political. Quite obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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