happyjillin Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 3 hours ago, Bisbee Gal said: Men like me cook and the vast majority of the world's greatest chefs are men. Get away from the drawer where I keep all the kitchen gadgets that I accumulated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bisbee Gal Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnMama Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiko Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiko Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiko Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiko Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnMama Posted July 14, 2021 Report Share Posted July 14, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiko Posted July 14, 2021 Report Share Posted July 14, 2021 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiko Posted July 15, 2021 Report Share Posted July 15, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiko Posted July 15, 2021 Report Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiko Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiko Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiko Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whipstock Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 Another old one… "An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"... Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there e a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. Don't Mess With old Ladies 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 Too funny! Seen it before but it still cracks me up. (out of reactions). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnMama Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanMexicali Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tingting Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tingting Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecoons Posted July 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecoons Posted July 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecoons Posted July 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnMama Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyjillin Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.