Whipstock Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 The Importance of walking Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing Home at $6,000 per month. My grandpa started walking Five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old And we have no idea where the hell he is. I like long walks, Especially when they are taken By people who annoy me. The only reason I would take up walking Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I have to walk early in the morning, Before my brain figures out what I'm doing... Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate. I do have flabby thighs, But fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day Is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.' If you are going to try cross-country skiing, Start with a small country. I know I got a lot of exercise The last few years,...... Just getting over the hill. We all get heavier as we get older, Because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Every time I start thinking too much About how I look, I just find a pub with a Happy Hour And by the time I leave, I look just fine. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mainecoons Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake." 8.. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!". 10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'. 12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. 13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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