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No different than Hook 'Em and virgo lady's posts from Sunday.....see previous page......science, medical expertise,  and common sense / caution, over the opposite, is the watchword these days...one can choose to make anything political, if one tries hard enough, I guess.....

and they DID finally get rescued....thx to the Professor!    😉

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rescue_from_Gilligan's_Island

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New monthly budget:  Gas $0  Entertainment $0  Clothes $0   Groceries $2,799.
 
In related Breaking News:  Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended.  Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.

Low maintenance types are having their moment right now.   No nails to file and paint, roots to dye, eyelashes to re-mink, and are thrilled not to have to get dressed every day.  I have been training for this moment my entire life....

I wanted zombies and anarchy.  Instead we got working from home and toilet paper shortages. 
Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.

You know those car commercials where there's only one vehicle on the road - doesn't seem so unrealistic these days ...

They can open things up next month, I'm staying in until July to see what happens to you all first.

Day 37:  The garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin.

Appropriate analogy: "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now" = "The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now".

People keep asking: "Is corona virus REALLY all that serious?"  Listen y'all, the churches and casinos are closed.  When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it's probably pretty serious.
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4 hours ago, Mainecoons said:

NEW STUDY!

87 PERCENT OF GYM MEMBERS DON''T EVEN KNOW THEIR GYM IS CLOSED!

What percent don't even know where their gym is?

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