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  1. A circus owner ran an ad for “lion tamer wanted” and two people showed up.
    One was a retired golfer in his late sixties, and the other was a gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her mid-twenties.
     
    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious beast.   He ate my last tamer, so you two had better be good, or you're history.  Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" 

    The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."

    She walks right past the chair, the whip, and the gun, and steps into the cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. As he gets close, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, naked body.  The lion stops dead in his tracks, crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.

    The circus owner's jaw is on the floor! He says, "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my life!"  He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?”

     The old golfer replies, "Possibly, but you've got to get that lion out of there first.”

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  2. On 12/20/2023 at 11:40 PM, Ferret said:

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  3. 44 minutes ago, traderspoc said:

    virgo lady are you against charities asking for volunteers, when they are short and need help

    Don't twist my words or try to justify your breaking of the boards and the forum rules.      I support many good causes at lakeside both financially and with works.       You just seem to think you are so special.    You're not.      

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  4. A good local pharmacy should have it or get it for you.

    Injectable vitamin B12 is Cyanocobalamin.      Often comes in a 10 ml bottle.

    Typical dose is 1 ml intramuscular, easy to do yourself, in outer upper arm muscle or top middle of thigh muscle.    

    Use a 25 G x 1 inch syringe. ,  (.5mm x 25mm)  with a total volume of 3 ml.    This way it is easy to pull the 1 ml into this size syringe with good accuracy.    

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