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  1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Competitive_Enterprise_Institute
  2. The Competitive Enterprise Institute (CEI) is a non-profit libertarian think tank founded by the political writer Fred L. Smith Jr. on March 9, 1984, in Washington, D.C., to advance principles of limited government, free enterprise, and individual liberty.
  3. Aging Realities 1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. 3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. 4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles. 5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago. 7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. 8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative. 9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers. 10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?" 11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing. 12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever. 13. I run like the winded. 14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on. 15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?" 16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery? 17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited. 18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east." 19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out. 20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops. 21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb
  4. Bacillus Calmette–Guérin (BCG) vaccine is a vaccine primarily used against tuberculosis
  5. I believe that scar was from a small pox vaccination, they did leave scars but nothing like the BCG one given to all children in Mexico. They leave an easy way to discern citizenship at the border.
  6. Add that he reasons like he is a feudal wannabe.
  7. Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years > ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just laid down and told him “Take me, young man. Take me now!” Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fool!” And that’s when I shot him, the little b*****d.
  8. I can only speak about the US' freedom of speech and the Construction says, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech." The social media can do what they wish, they are not the Congress.
  9. I enjoy a full body beer, one like liquid bread. I did though really find that a Corona with lime refreshing at a morning pool bar in PV when it was 95F.
  10. Google is your friend. https://www.google.com.mx/maps/place/Niisa's+Restaurant+%26+Bakery/@20.295477,-103.2964565,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x842f43c0c2fa7d2b:0xaf3ad81925c00918!8m2!3d20.295472!4d-103.2942624?hl=en
  11. Remember what country you are in. The first floor is the level above Planta Baja.
  12. You're not bothering to see the thread covering the subject.
  13. Hey goofyhombre, the implants are from Dr. Candy, not the CAT scan.
  14. If it is posted from Google, it has a link. Where is the link?
  15. Where is the link? What I see is Google saying it is a CAT scan image with two possible matches. Are you too cheap to subscribe to their search to get the matches? What does TinEye say?
  16. What a dumb ###! It may be a CAT scan, but I don't see where you have shown that it was a stolen image. Did you ever consider that Gail C's new dentist ordered a CAT scan to visualize her condition?
  17. Chrome has many many extensions available that alter its operation. I am not willing to verify if a clean installation will work but that is my best guess.
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