AngusMactavish

Looks like a baptismal by a fundamentalist group full of the holy spirit.

Swin in that lake?

Trump those people and fire them. Too many available to put up with your experiences with them.

I had no idea swamp coolers were so effective, a 20 degree drop is phenomenal. I saw them frequently when I lived in Tamaulipas. Here is a calculator if any are interested in what they can do: http://www.borstengineeringconstruction.com/Evaporative_Cooler_Performance_Calculator.html

A friend of mine got Rolfed by two guys last week about 2 AM outside of el camaléon.

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After rereading the OP, I found no question asked.

If I had a painful surgery and your sister was the nurse, she would feel the pain also. My grip will the indicator of my pain.

Amante.

That would be OK for a housewife. Try ama de llaves if you don't "sleep" with her.

They quoted me, why offer?

Housekeeper or cleaning lady? Criada is a maid and I have neither a maid or a butler. I use respect for my housecleaner and refer to her as my empleada doméstica.

She takes about four hours but stays until it is done. She is totally honest and is known by my neighbor as such for 30+ years. We are in Chapala and I would be glad to have her contact anyone that is interested and speaks Spanish. PM me with contact info so I may relay it to her. I have no idea what her schedule is other than Thursday mornings at my place.

Yes. I pay 200 MXN to have my 3BR 3bath house cleaned, YMMV.

I expected, "I pay $xxx to clean my house. YMMV"

A nothing-burger.

Please share with us what you pay Spring Clean. With that information, many of us can make an informed inquiry without surprises.

If someone wastes your precious time with drivel, just use the IGNORE feature of this board.

I once had a bank manager see me at the back of their line and escorted me to the next available window. He asked nobody nothing.

To you maybe, but the custom is as it is. In Ecuador, it is the law. Embrace your age.

You didn't cook either I would guess.

As a former hacker of Dish I can say that is not true unless they plug their router into the receiver.

I think you are doing what is called, reading their site "in a vacuum".