El Ojo del Lago

WHAT, ME WORRY JUST BECAUSE

*CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

* Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama Administration aren’t paying their taxes.

* HotWheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

* Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

* McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

* Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

* A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

* The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

* People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

* Motel Six won’t leave the light on.

* The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally ...

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal.  Hey, great idea ... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.